48 min: Bayern in charge in the second half so far. Most of their attacks are coming down the left, through Davies and Perisic. Walker-Peters is not getting much support.
46 min: Spurs start the second half. No personnel changes during the break. Mourinho would surely have put on the real Christian Eriksen if only he could find him.
Walker-Peters has found the going tough so far. Which may have got some Spurs fans pining for Kieran Trippier. He’s in action for Atletico Madrid at the moment, and has missed a penalty.
“You would suppose Mourinho would want another striker in this team other than Kane,” squawks Alexander Scrutton. “As wonderfully a gifted winger as Lucas is, he looks like a Year 5 vs Year 11s match-up against that centreback pairing.” Release the Parrott!
Half-time: Bayern 2-1 Spurs
It’s been an engaging enough game despite the relative lack of intensity. Bayern deserve their lead because they’ve had most of the ball and created more chances. But they have are very fragile in defence – as have Spurs – so theres plenty of scope for a Spurs’ comeback. They’ve already scored the best goal of the game thanks to Sessegnon’s beautiful strike.
45+1 min: What a shot! Coutinho sends a beautiful swirler from over 20 yards against the underside of the bar. It bounces down and at least part of the ball is over the line – but not all of it, so Spurs can exhale!
GOAL! Bayern 2-1 Spurs (Müller 45)
Bayern are back in front just before the break. Gnabry plays a snappy one-two in the box with Thiago and then pops the ball across the six-yard box. Davies, who started the move, tries to slot it into the net from a difficult angle but hits the post. Müller pounces on the rebound from close range.
44 min: Classy run by Moura down the right. He then ties to pick out Lo Celso near the penalty spot, but Thiago was wise to that and makes an important interception.
42 min: Bayern pop the ball about a bit, trying to shift Spurs out of their defensive shape. But as soon as they try to break through the lines, they’re caught offside. “The greatest Canadian footballer is Neil Young, who scored the winning goal for Manchester City in the 1969 Cup Final, and who, of course, recorded a dozen achingly beautiful albums, often documenting his experiences in Canada, but, curiously, never his Wembley thunderbolt,” croons Paul Griffin. “Maybe it’s on one of his bootlegs.”
40 min: Silky stuff from Davies down the left. Then Bayern work it to the are side of the area, from where Gnabry curls a delicious shot against the inside of the post … and Thiago somehow fails to connect with the rebound from close range! What an escape for Spurs!
38 min: Lo Celso is down at the half-way line, holding his face after being bodychecked in an off-the-ball encounter with Kimmich. If he’s genuinely hurt, he’s made of matchsticks. Kimmich cops a booking. And, oh look, Lo Celso is back on his feet now. According to the TV man, he got a booking too, though I didn’t see the ref show him the card.
36 min: Rose hurls himself in front of a shot by Muller to make a good block. Corner to Bayern.
34 min: This is a strong spell from Spurs and a bizarre one from Bayern’s defence, whose high line is being continually exposed. Sissoko should have set up another goal for the visitors but misdirected his attempted pass when in acres of space at the edge of the area.
32 min: Kimmich is more alert than Eriksen so is able to clear a clever cut-back from Sessegnon. “I’m a Canadian who has followed our national team since the mid 80s,” reveals Doug Green, who, therefore, could probably tell you all about Jean-Pierre Papin’s performance against his team at the 1986 World Cup (if you think Mohamed Salah has an amazing capacity to score after missing sitters, you need to check out that match). “I think that if Davies continues to develop, he will be Canada’s best player, full stop.”
29 min: Gnabry’s shot from 20 yards is deflected wide by Foyth.
27 min: Perisic skins Walker-Peters down the left and fires a vicious cross into the six-yard box. Muller tries to turn it into the net but kicks it against his arm and it ricochets wide.
25 min: Spurs catch Bayern overplaying in their own box. Sessegnon knocks the ball back to Lo Celso, who tries to pass it into the top corner from the edge of the area. Instead he lifts it over the bar.
23 min: Coman runs to retrieve a slightly overhit pass and then goes down in visible pain just after leaping to control the bouncing ball. His knee seemed to jar as he landed, and the fear is he’s damaged ligaments. It’s a relief that he’s able to limp away – which suggests it might be a medial ligament damage rather than the cruciate – but he’s not going to be able to continue. Bayern are preparing a substitute.
21 min: Pavard tries a cross from the left but it’s put behind by Rose for a corner. Kimmich delivers an outswinger. Perisic butts a header wide from si yards after outjumping Alderweireld. “Given our (not so) proud history of producing decent players here , we’re left to compare Davies with all the good players who could have played for Canada but didn’t,” reckons Matthias Hoenisch. “Think Owen Hargreaves, Asmir Begovic, and Jonathan de Guzman. If things go according to plan, Phonzie (as he’s affectionately known) should be better than all of them.”
GOAL! Bayern 1-1 Spurs (Sessegnon 19)
Bang! How about that! Sessegnon almost bursts the net on his first start for Tottenham! Dier fed Lo Celso, who spun at the edge of the area and slipped the ball out to Sessegnon, who took a touch to tee himself up perfectly for a stupendous half-volley past Neuer, no less, from 12 yards!
16 min: Without getting anywhere near top gear, Bayern are dominating here. Spurs have been disjointed. Your nomination
for great Canadian footballers has arrived. A reminder that at this stage in the 7-2 match, it was 1-1. “Paul Stalteri!” yelps Pally Walnuts. “A legend for his last minute winner against West Ham.”
GOAL! Bayern 1-0 Spurs (Coman 14)
That as easy. A calm sidefooted finish from eight yards by Coman, who was found free coming into the left-hand side by Gnabry.
12 min: Perisic chips a cross from the byline beyond the back post. Pavard meets it with a fine volley. Gazzaniga makes a good block and then, with the help of Alderweireld, tidies up to prevent any foe snaffling the rebound!
9 min: A strong burst by Davies, who again feeds Comna. This time the Frenchman elects to play it infield to Thiago Alcantara, who tries to nip a pass through to Gnabry. But it’s another mislaid ball.
7 min: Coman shanks a cross from the left way out of play. He was provided with the ball by Alphonso Davies, a 19-year-old who, if he’s half as good as suggested by people who’ve seen a lot more of him than me, is set to become the best Canadian footballer since …. since … I’ll get back to you on that.
5 min: It’s scrappy so far, with both sides giving away possession like dope dealers fearing a bust.
3 min: Kimmich drops a pass over the top of the Spurs defence and suddenly Gnabry is clean through! He scuffs his shot wide from eight yards … but it doesn’t matter because it turns out he was offside.
1 min: We have kickoff! Bayern do the necessary. Those of you who wear clothes might like to know that Bayern are clad in an all red kit while Spurs are sporting deep ocean blue.
The players are on the pitch. The stadium looks to be full. It’s quite a setting for young Ryan Sessegnon’s first start for Spurs.
The atmosphere in the stadium must be absolutely rocking. Because Spurs fans Martyn Lunn has nothing better to do than send me this mail: “The only stadium news to report is that you can drink your beer in your seat and Xmas markets are overrated. It is also a bit nippy. Hoping to see a good bit of the Parrott boy at some stage.”
“Kia ora from New Zealand,” chirps John Palethorpe. “Great to see young Sarpreet Singh on the bench for Bayern this evening. A year ago he was lining up for the Wellington Phoenix in the A-League, tonight he could be the first Kiwi to play in the European Cup since Wynton Rufer. Incredible rise of the young man from South Auckland.”
So, as expected, Tottenham’s team has a slightly experimental look. Not quite as thrown-together as the one Spurs sent to Germany in the 1995 InterToto Cup, when they suffered their biggest ever away defeat in Europe. They lost 8-0; that’s basically why you won’t find Alan Pardew’s name in the Tottenham Hall of Fame.
Bayern: Neuer; Pavard, Martinez, Boateng, Davies; Alcantara, Kimmich, Coutinho; Coman, Gnabry, Perisic
Subs: Ulreich, Goretzka, Singh, Müller, Mai, Lewandowski, Zirkzee
Spurs: Gazzaniga; Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Foyth, Rose; Dier, Sissoko; Eriksen, Lo Celso, Sessegnon; Moura
Subs: Austin, Sanchez, Son, Wanyama, Skipp, Tanganga, Parrott
Referee: G Rossi (Italy)
Hello. This is one of those matches that existentialist philosophers love. You are free to give it your own meaning. In competition terms, it is absurd: Bayern have already qualified for the next stage as group winners, and Spurs have already got there as runners-up. But the teams are here and so are we, so let’s make it matter. Express yourselves, players! Express yourself, reader!
Actually, the game does carry at least a little jeopardy, especially for Bayern. They come into it on the back of two domestic defeats and they are not the kind of club who can tolerate a third straight loss, especially not to a side whom they whupped 7-2 a couple of months ago. That was a different Tottenham, though, one led by a Mauricio Pochettino nearing the end of his tether. Now José Mourinho has the reins and it will be a matter of pride to him to show some improvement. You might think improving on a 7-2 defeat will be a doddle, but canny Mourinho has introduced an extra element of intrigue by leaving a load of first-teamers in London, including Dele Alli, Harry Kane, Jan Vertonghen and Serge Aurier, along with the injured Hugo Lloris, Tanguy Ndombele, Harry Winks and Erik Lamela. So expect some lesser-spotted faces to get a look-in today. It’s a pity for Spurs’ U-19s that they had to play Bayern’s U-19s earlier today (result: 3-0 to Bayern), otherwise they might have got a run-out against the senior side here. It’s on!
Kick-off: 8pm GMT, 9pm in Munich.